fairhearing

... that everyone has seen before, but I just lost several fills to the ether at another meme because the mod deleted the whole thing ;_; So I'm feeling paranoid and protective. ARCHIVING THYME.

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov with mentioned Uhura and a certain little lady
Rating: PG
Warning: ch'snarf
Written for: The first Drabble-Drawble Fest at chekov_sulu: the prompt was this.

( Long Story Short )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Girl!Chekov (omgggg i wrote it)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit (such explicit) sex in public! Also possibly age-squicky? Sulu is nineteen and girl-Chekov turned sixteen a couple of weeks ago or whatever. IT'S LEGAL IN MOST PLACES OKAY.
Written for: The First Annual Sulu-Off still going on at old_blueeyes's journal! For the prompt: "Academy!era, Sulu/girl!Chekov, doing it in public. In a bar, against a wall, anywhere that anyone could see them if they were paying attention."

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Title: Souvenirs
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: So very NC-17
Warnings: Language and like aggressively explicit sex
Kink request: "Some not evil but very pushy aliens force everybody who visits their planet to get their nipples pierced. Chekov is on the away mission when this happens..." but do these nipple piercings hold a mysterious secret???
Notes: For hollycomb WHO DESERVES SO MUCH MORE, BUT. ;_;

( Souvenirs )

P.S.) OMG NOW AMAZINGLY ILLUSTRATED BY natong WAAAUUUGH OMG OMG

Pairing: All Sulu/Chekov
Rating: All NC-17 (gawd)

Kink Request 1: ( N-dimensional math (or, any headhurty-complicated math, really) as pillowtalk. )

Kink Request 2: ( Sulu with a tongue stud. )

Kink Request 3: ( Sulu is fooling around with virginal still-sewenteen Chekov and discovers that Chekov has like insanely sensitive nipples. )

Character/Pairing: Pike, Chekov
Rating: G
Request: ( A fic in which Pike and Chekov play chess. )


Character/Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG
Request: ( Sulu trying to make sense of a death that served no purpose and just happened. )


Character/Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Request: ( Chekov/Girl!Sulu! )

Title: #boringshoreleave
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Uhura, McCoy/Kirk/Spock (please forgive me, various nun-teachers of my youth ;_;)
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sexuality.
Kink request: "So, it's shore leave time and Kirk, Chekov, Bones, Spock, Scotty, Uhura, and Sulu all go their respective ways to do whatever they do on leave. They randomly end up on a chat room one night. Hilarity ensues."
Notes: Oh dear, more chat fic. I SWEAR TO GOD, I never wrote crack before this hateful glorious fandom. I never even wrote humor. I never even had JOKES. I used to write stuff with lyricism and stylistic choices and crap like that. I-I'm sure I'll do so again someday.

( #boringshoreleave )

can't stop writing

Title: [Intercepted Transmission]
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Meta, overuse of html, explicitly quoted sex, strongly suggested one-handed typing.
Notes: From this prompt at the kink meme. I ttly intercepted this transmission by sheer chance, lucky me. Also, I'm not the author they quote -- I'd never write such terrible smut.  >_>


( [Intercepted Transmission] )

Either too short or too crappy to warrant their own posts.


Pairing: Kirk/Spock (one-sided)
Rating: PG-13
Kink: ( 'Jim is in love with his best friend, and, for whatever reason, that other person does not, can not, and will not love him back. No happy ending, please, anons. Make me cry.' )


Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG
Kink: ( 'SULU AND CHEKOV DECIDE TO GROW THEIR HAIR OUT AND SEE WHO IS MORE ADORABLE.' )



Pairing: oh christ jesus
Rating: unfit for any and all human (or alien) consumption
Kink: ( 'Every time the Transporter tries to have sexy tiems with its beloved Ion Storms, things go horribly wrong.' (please kill me) )

Title: What?
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexinesses, language
Kink request: "Five times Chekov/Sulu were lost in translation, one time they weren't." Except I made it FOUR times and one time because I am 3dgy.


( What? )

Everyone else was doing it, so why can't I?

After wading into the fandom writing for the PW kink meme under blessed veil of anonymity, I finally decided to man up and start posting the worthwhile stuff under a name. So -- HI, EVERYBODY!

What I've got here today are two of your standard PxE mini-fics, both with a "kink" prompt. I put "kink" in quotes, because neither of them is really kinky at all, sadly, but I hope they'll be enjoyable nonetheless. Oh, and cross-posted like crazy, sorry.

Title: Untitled 1
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG-13
Kink request: "Phoenix and Edgeworth lying in bed naked, discussing life, the universe, and everything. Sex isn't necessary, touching would be better."

( TALKING IS SEXY )

Title: Untitled 2
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG
Kink request: "If at all possible, my request is something based of the Galatea legend. Any pairing will do, and any of the three myths will do. Just some recent reading of them makes me wish to see a PW spin on it as PW is always on the mind right now thanks to this meme :)"

( Liberal arts education, go! )