fairhearing

Awrite I'm gonna stop spamming poor hollycomb with my lol-accompanied excerpts of this review and just make a post aboot it.

Butthurt fanboys: my favorite kind of fanboy, or indeed any fankid. THEY BEAT OUT BUTTHURT SLASH FANGIRLS YOU GUYS.

This guy... is REALLY hurt in the butt. And REALLY nerdy. Let's have fun with his Star Trek review, typical of a BHFB, and take note of the interesting contrast of the parts that hurt him the most with the parts that hurt BHSLFGs the most. (They are... NOT THE SAME!!)

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/entry/star-trek-2009-megareview-part-1

awwww yea

Okay the best thing about it (so far) is how much this guy hates Pine's Kirk.  But not for reasons you or I might hate Pine's Kirk -- smarmy, arrogant, smirky, troublemakey, etc.  You know, girl reasons.  No, it's because Pine's Kirk is NOT COOL ENOUGH.  (Not, perhaps, Shatner levels of cool?)  The dude keeps a running tally of "Kirk fail" throughout the whole thing, and instances are listed by severity.   The worst offenses?  When Kirk "PANICKS VISIBLY."  lmaoooo

Title: Formative
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Probably nothing bad, I promise, but if you are worried, highlight to view (because they're SURPRISES!!!) --> Explicit sex, language, unwitting roleplay, SPANKING
Request: "Sulu is a cop and Chekov is his eager rookie partner"... OR IS HE???
Note: Originally written for the teamgoldxchange fest, for hollycomb. :)

( Formative )

... that everyone has seen before, but I just lost several fills to the ether at another meme because the mod deleted the whole thing ;_; So I'm feeling paranoid and protective. ARCHIVING THYME.

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov with mentioned Uhura and a certain little lady
Rating: PG
Warning: ch'snarf
Written for: The first Drabble-Drawble Fest at chekov_sulu: the prompt was this.

( Long Story Short )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Girl!Chekov (omgggg i wrote it)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit (such explicit) sex in public! Also possibly age-squicky? Sulu is nineteen and girl-Chekov turned sixteen a couple of weeks ago or whatever. IT'S LEGAL IN MOST PLACES OKAY.
Written for: The First Annual Sulu-Off still going on at old_blueeyes's journal! For the prompt: "Academy!era, Sulu/girl!Chekov, doing it in public. In a bar, against a wall, anywhere that anyone could see them if they were paying attention."

( Post-Flight Procedure )

I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER ARCHIVED THIS. Everyone's already seen it but.

Title: A Beautiful Day
Authors: Poesy by fairhearing, art by littlewolfstar, canine canon by simmysim and onewayfreak
Characters/Pairings: CHEKOV plus Sulu (utterly pre-slash and so it will remain because they are/will be responsibly neutered), along with Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Uhura, and Scotty. In dog forme. Also Pike.
Rating: Painfully G
Warnings: DOGS
Summary: A tale of sadness, adventure, despair... and redemption. Originally written for st_respect Ship Wars Prompt 4, "In the Doghouse Again."



( A Beautiful Day )

Title: Communication
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Underage longings, masturbation, lazy unfinishedness
Kink request: "Chekov/Sulu, high school AU.  Sexting... and then they actually ~do it~."
Notes: OKAY. This was supposed to be the fill that popped my Sulu/Chekov AU cherry, if you'll pardon the extremely classy metaphor, but I was completely unable to progress to the serious angst --> actual sexting --> sneaking out the night before graduation --> non-penetrative sex in Sulu's car. Thankfully, God sent paytofay to us and she filled it properly in her nummy Text Me (NC-17). I am reposting my failfill here strictly for archival purposes.

( Communication )

... THEN THEY HAD SEX.

THE END. -_-

Title: Souvenirs
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: So very NC-17
Warnings: Language and like aggressively explicit sex
Kink request: "Some not evil but very pushy aliens force everybody who visits their planet to get their nipples pierced. Chekov is on the away mission when this happens..." but do these nipple piercings hold a mysterious secret???
Notes: For hollycomb WHO DESERVES SO MUCH MORE, BUT. ;_;

( Souvenirs )

P.S.) OMG NOW AMAZINGLY ILLUSTRATED BY natong WAAAUUUGH OMG OMG

Title: Solstice
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Scotty.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Character death.
Summary: Chekov spends a month on the threshold between night and day.  Originally written for st_respect Ship Wars Prompt 2, "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone."

( Solstice )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Everyone, Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for language
Kink Request: "I want people of the Enterprise all going to Sulu to lose their virginity. Chekov, Spock, Uhura, even Kirk if you can manage it. All getting their cherries popped by Sulu. There is not enough Sulu."

( That's Me In the Corner )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive shenanigans
Kink Request: Four times Chekov showed his Russian Jewishness (wishing people a "good Shabbes" on Friday, saying "oy gevalt" when he drops things, etc.) and one time he didn't.
A/N: OMG I SAY "OY GEVALT" ALL THE FREAKIN TIME.

( The Oy Way [-__-] )

Characters/Pairing: Kirk, Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG
Kink Request: "Chekov has an adorable bunny that he picked up on a planet they were visiting, but has to get rid of it due to starship rules."

( Time to Say Good-Bye )

Title: A Little Night Music
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu, McCoy.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex.
Kink request: "Chekov sleepwalks, but that isn't the only thing he does in his sleep..."

( A Little Night Music )

Title: Future Genetics
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Scotty, Chekov/Sulu, inexplicably-conceived progeny
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Dumb dumb dumbness in the name of adorability, unwittingly overheard sex.
Kink request: "WE HAVE NO FIC ABOUT SULU AND CHEKOV'S BABY." IMO this called for double trouble. Definitely inspired by littlewolfstar's thrashably adorable Chekov/Sulu kid-art.

( Heppy Senksgeeving! )