https://fairhearing.dreamwidth.org/ fairhearing - Dreamwidth Studios Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:01:05 GMT LiveJournal / Dreamwidth Studios fairhearing personal https://v2.dreamwidth.org/697000/679927 https://fairhearing.dreamwidth.org/ 100 100 https://fairhearing.dreamwidth.org/12374.html Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:01:05 GMT https://fairhearing.dreamwidth.org/12374.html Awrite I'm gonna stop spamming poor hollycomb with my lol-accompanied excerpts of this review and just make a post aboot it.<br /><br />Butthurt fanboys: my favorite kind of fanboy, or indeed any fankid. THEY BEAT OUT BUTTHURT SLASH FANGIRLS YOU GUYS. <br /><br />This guy... is REALLY hurt in the butt. And REALLY nerdy. Let's have fun with his Star Trek review, typical of a BHFB, and take note of the interesting contrast of the parts that hurt him the most with the parts that hurt BHSLFGs the most. (They are... NOT THE SAME!!)<br /><br /><a href="http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/entry/star-trek-2009-megareview-part-1">http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/entry/star-trek-2009-megareview-part-1</a><br /><br />awwww yea<br /><br />Okay the best thing about it (so far) is how much this guy hates Pine's Kirk.&nbsp; But not for reasons you or I might hate Pine's Kirk -- smarmy, arrogant, smirky, troublemakey, etc.&nbsp; You know, girl reasons.&nbsp; No, it's because Pine's Kirk is NOT&nbsp;COOL&nbsp;ENOUGH.&nbsp; (Not, perhaps, Shatner levels of cool?)&nbsp; The dude keeps a running tally of &quot;Kirk fail&quot; throughout the whole thing, and instances are listed by severity.&nbsp;&nbsp; The worst offenses? &nbsp;When Kirk &quot;PANICKS&nbsp;VISIBLY.&quot;&nbsp; lmaoooo<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=fairhearing&ditemid=12374" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments https://fairhearing.dreamwidth.org/12374.html public 5