fairhearing

Title: Formative
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Probably nothing bad, I promise, but if you are worried, highlight to view (because they're SURPRISES!!!) --> Explicit sex, language, unwitting roleplay, SPANKING
Request: "Sulu is a cop and Chekov is his eager rookie partner"... OR IS HE???
Note: Originally written for the teamgoldxchange fest, for hollycomb. :)

( Formative )

YES I WRITE THINGS OTHER THAN CHEKOV/SULU.

IN THE DARK OF THE MOON DURING RAMADAN.

(oh kink meme, how very much you are frustrating me of late. But let's remember the good ole days for a while.)


Characters/Pairing: Spock/Uhura/McCoy :o
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, suggestions of dubcon (but not really, don't worry).  Also I forgot how porny this was, goodness.
Kink Request: "A long time ago, women who weren't nice and proper and good were generally diagnosed with 'hysteria' ... Uhura has a severe case of hysteria and has to be cured. A lot. By Spock (or Bones... or both).  Bonus points for medical restraints because she is not very happy about it."

( Hysteria )

Characters/Pairing: Scotty/Gaila (wait what?)
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Kink Request: "No one will go within ten feet of Gaila due to pheromone stigma! Scotty DGAF and befriends her and she FINDS SOLACE"

( Picnic )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, McCoy, warious cameos
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: Stupid
Kink Request: "THE FENCE-RATI FELLOW."  Yes, it's The Karate Kid with ST characters and fencing.  Also marks that special kink meme rite-of-passage: I filled my own prompt, COULD YOU TELL (this counts as het because Jocelyn's in it.)

( TRAILAR )

Title: Nights of the Old Republic (this title is not at all a pun)
Author: Fair Hairing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some suggestiveness
Summary: STAR WARS CROSSOVER!  The Jedi Knight Hika-Ru Sulu meets a rakish rogue who will end up changing his life, in a strangely purple-prosaic adventure.
Note: Short dumbness for the illustrious littlewolfstar, who drew this picture of hot hot Jedi Sulu and wistfully expressed a desire for fic ABOUT A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. OTL please forgive my snail-like pace. ;A;

( Hika-Ru Sulu had been training as a Jedi since the age of four... )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Everyone, Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for language
Kink Request: "I want people of the Enterprise all going to Sulu to lose their virginity. Chekov, Spock, Uhura, even Kirk if you can manage it. All getting their cherries popped by Sulu. There is not enough Sulu."

( That's Me In the Corner )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive shenanigans
Kink Request: Four times Chekov showed his Russian Jewishness (wishing people a "good Shabbes" on Friday, saying "oy gevalt" when he drops things, etc.) and one time he didn't.
A/N: OMG I SAY "OY GEVALT" ALL THE FREAKIN TIME.

( The Oy Way [-__-] )

Characters/Pairing: Kirk, Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG
Kink Request: "Chekov has an adorable bunny that he picked up on a planet they were visiting, but has to get rid of it due to starship rules."

( Time to Say Good-Bye )

It's that time again!

Character/Pairing: PW Kink Meme x STXI Kink Meme hateraction? Phoenix/Edgeworth if you squint.
Rating: PG-13
Kink: ( 'AS YOUR MOD I WOULD LIKE TO RESPECTFULLY DEMAND THAT WE GET A CROSSOVER OF THE PW KINK MEME AND THIS KINK MEME UP IN THE HOUSE.' )

Character/Pairing: Kirk with implied Kirk/McCoy and Kirk/Everyone
Rating: PG-13
Kink: ( 'Can someone please write a fic where Kirk loses his brain filter and say what he thinks? Only (in addition to his slight obsession with sex) he reveals how smart and competent he actually is?' )

Character/Pairing: OFC/Chekov, Spock/Chekov?  Except not really.
Rating: R for noncon telepathy and latinate English
Kink: VULCAN KINK MEME!  ( 'A non-consensual mind meld is forced upon a character. A second character heals him/her via a second mind meld. No physical intimacy is played out or implied.' )

Title: Star Trek: Generations Gaps
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairings: Er, a lot. But most relevant to interests, the STXI Holy Trinity of Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, and Chekov/Sulu.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crossover with TNG, language, womanizing, continual crack.
Kink request: "AOS Enterprise gets caught in a time loop until the Enterprise-D finds them. A whole alternate timeline getting mashed into theirs 1. gives everyone a headache and 2. puts both crews in proximity while young and virile."
Notes: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, ANYWAY.


( Star Trek: Generations Gaps )

Either too short or too crappy to warrant their own posts.


Pairing: Kirk/Spock (one-sided)
Rating: PG-13
Kink: ( 'Jim is in love with his best friend, and, for whatever reason, that other person does not, can not, and will not love him back. No happy ending, please, anons. Make me cry.' )

Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG
Kink: ( 'SULU AND CHEKOV DECIDE TO GROW THEIR HAIR OUT AND SEE WHO IS MORE ADORABLE.' )

Pairing: oh christ jesus
Rating: unfit for any and all human (or alien) consumption
Kink: ( 'Every time the Transporter tries to have sexy tiems with its beloved Ion Storms, things go horribly wrong.' (please kill me) )

Title: LISTEN ALL Y'ALL
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: None, besides the requisite Kirk/himself.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, violence.
Kink request: "In TOS, The Shatnerian Kirk cannot say 'Sabotage.' Instead, we get 'Sabataage.' I'd like to see Sulu getting fed up and flipping out after Kirk repeatedly says 'Sabataage' instead of "Sabotage.'" Give the people what they want, I always say.


( LISTEN ALL Y'ALL )