"Sounding Heartbeats, Intimidations"

I continue to work best in the "Differently-Abled" genre, it seems.

Title: Sounding Heartbeats, Intimidations
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters: Uhura, Kirk, Spock, and Scotty, plus Chekov and Sulu for absolutely no reason beyond my inability to leave them behind. (Sorry, Bones.)
Pairing: Mostly Team GQMF gen, implied Spock/Uhura
Rating: PG
Warnings: Gangster speak, transvestism.
Kink request: "Uhura in boy-drag." This somehow developed into an amalgamation of "A Piece of the Action" and Moonwalker.
Notes: Title from "Smooth Criminal," which is WECOMMENDED WATCHING for reasons that should quickly become clear.
OMG OMG NOW AMAZINGLY ILLUSTRATED BY: OMG MITSUHACHI OMG ;A;

( Sounding Heartbeats, Intimidations )