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fairhearing) wrote2010-12-14 04:00 pm
fairhearing) wrote2010-12-14 04:00 pm
Fun with butthurt fanboys
Awrite I'm gonna stop spamming poor hollycomb with my lol-accompanied excerpts of this review and just make a post aboot it.
Butthurt fanboys: my favorite kind of fanboy, or indeed any fankid. THEY BEAT OUT BUTTHURT SLASH FANGIRLS YOU GUYS.
This guy... is REALLY hurt in the butt. And REALLY nerdy. Let's have fun with his Star Trek review, typical of a BHFB, and take note of the interesting contrast of the parts that hurt him the most with the parts that hurt BHSLFGs the most. (They are... NOT THE SAME!!)
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/entry/star-trek-2009-megareview-part-1
awwww yea
Okay the best thing about it (so far) is how much this guy hates Pine's Kirk. But not for reasons you or I might hate Pine's Kirk -- smarmy, arrogant, smirky, troublemakey, etc. You know, girl reasons. No, it's because Pine's Kirk is NOT COOL ENOUGH. (Not, perhaps, Shatner levels of cool?) The dude keeps a running tally of "Kirk fail" throughout the whole thing, and instances are listed by severity. The worst offenses? When Kirk "PANICKS VISIBLY." lmaoooo
Butthurt fanboys: my favorite kind of fanboy, or indeed any fankid. THEY BEAT OUT BUTTHURT SLASH FANGIRLS YOU GUYS.
This guy... is REALLY hurt in the butt. And REALLY nerdy. Let's have fun with his Star Trek review, typical of a BHFB, and take note of the interesting contrast of the parts that hurt him the most with the parts that hurt BHSLFGs the most. (They are... NOT THE SAME!!)
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/entry/star-trek-2009-megareview-part-1
awwww yea
Okay the best thing about it (so far) is how much this guy hates Pine's Kirk. But not for reasons you or I might hate Pine's Kirk -- smarmy, arrogant, smirky, troublemakey, etc. You know, girl reasons. No, it's because Pine's Kirk is NOT COOL ENOUGH. (Not, perhaps, Shatner levels of cool?) The dude keeps a running tally of "Kirk fail" throughout the whole thing, and instances are listed by severity. The worst offenses? When Kirk "PANICKS VISIBLY." lmaoooo
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Should I even bother to commentate on this review anymore? I think I ran out of steam abusing it yesternight.
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