Ha ha ha ha, this was hilarious. Well the ending the most since I am still laughing at it, but really this was so amusing and intriguing at the same time. The summary totally misled me into believing I'm going to read straight out porny AU so the actual plot and setting up the scene took me by surprise. Ugh, I hope this isn't coming of as a backhanded compliment. What I mean to say that I expected something straightforward and what I actually got was a story with more background and lots of playfulness. Kirk and Spock's voices were great especially when set against Chekov's concern and worry for Sulu. Sulu's shades were killing me, I've already started to think Sulu was thinking he was a character in an actual show that I just haven't heard was when the porno comment cracked me up. Roleplaying was so hot, loved the way you described everything through Chekov's impressions. And cheeky, sneaky Chekov and completely unsuspecting Sulu were total win in the end :D