fairhearing: (Default)
2010-12-14 04:00 pm

Fun with butthurt fanboys

Awrite I'm gonna stop spamming poor hollycomb with my lol-accompanied excerpts of this review and just make a post aboot it.

Butthurt fanboys: my favorite kind of fanboy, or indeed any fankid. THEY BEAT OUT BUTTHURT SLASH FANGIRLS YOU GUYS.

This guy... is REALLY hurt in the butt. And REALLY nerdy. Let's have fun with his Star Trek review, typical of a BHFB, and take note of the interesting contrast of the parts that hurt him the most with the parts that hurt BHSLFGs the most. (They are... NOT THE SAME!!)

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/entry/star-trek-2009-megareview-part-1

awwww yea

Okay the best thing about it (so far) is how much this guy hates Pine's Kirk.  But not for reasons you or I might hate Pine's Kirk -- smarmy, arrogant, smirky, troublemakey, etc.  You know, girl reasons.  No, it's because Pine's Kirk is NOT COOL ENOUGH.  (Not, perhaps, Shatner levels of cool?)  The dude keeps a running tally of "Kirk fail" throughout the whole thing, and instances are listed by severity.   The worst offenses?  When Kirk "PANICKS VISIBLY."  lmaoooo
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-08-29 02:16 am

"The Step"

Title: The Step
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexual content
Kink Request: "Chekov is uncomfortable with the way Sulu is always wanting to be with him and take care of him and kissnhug him, because he never grew up with that kind of affection."

The Step )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-08-23 02:07 am

"Formative"

Title: Formative
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Probably nothing bad, I promise, but if you are worried, highlight to view (because they're SURPRISES!!!) --> Explicit sex, language, unwitting roleplay, SPANKING
Request: "Sulu is a cop and Chekov is his eager rookie partner"... OR IS HE???
Note: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] teamgoldxchange fest, for [livejournal.com profile] hollycomb. :)

Formative )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-08-18 12:57 am

"Pure Heart" (Chekov/Sulu Fanmix)

LOL YOU GUYS I AM

SO

EXCITED ABOUT THIS

(WHEN FANDOMS COLLIDE)



SPOILERS: Aeris dies and I am very, very strange )


fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-08-16 09:40 pm

Chekov/Sulu Non-Kink-Meme Mini Roundup

... that everyone has seen before, but I just lost several fills to the ether at another meme because the mod deleted the whole thing ;_; So I'm feeling paranoid and protective. ARCHIVING THYME.

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov with mentioned Uhura and a certain little lady
Rating: PG
Warning: ch'snarf
Written for: The first Drabble-Drawble Fest at [livejournal.com profile] chekov_sulu: the prompt was this.

Long Story Short )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Girl!Chekov (omgggg i wrote it)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit (such explicit) sex in public! Also possibly age-squicky? Sulu is nineteen and girl-Chekov turned sixteen a couple of weeks ago or whatever. IT'S LEGAL IN MOST PLACES OKAY.
Written for: The First Annual Sulu-Off still going on at [livejournal.com profile] old_blueeyes's journal! For the prompt: "Academy!era, Sulu/girl!Chekov, doing it in public. In a bar, against a wall, anywhere that anyone could see them if they were paying attention."

Post-Flight Procedure )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-07-10 09:41 pm

STXI Kink Meme Het Round-Up (:O :O?!?!?!?!?!)

YES I WRITE THINGS OTHER THAN CHEKOV/SULU.

IN THE DARK OF THE MOON DURING RAMADAN.

(oh kink meme, how very much you are frustrating me of late. But let's remember the good ole days for a while.)


Characters/Pairing: Spock/Uhura/McCoy :o
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, suggestions of dubcon (but not really, don't worry).  Also I forgot how porny this was, goodness.
Kink Request: "A long time ago, women who weren't nice and proper and good were generally diagnosed with 'hysteria' ... Uhura has a severe case of hysteria and has to be cured. A lot. By Spock (or Bones... or both).  Bonus points for medical restraints because she is not very happy about it."

Hysteria )

Characters/Pairing: Scotty/Gaila (wait what?)
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Kink Request: "No one will go within ten feet of Gaila due to pheromone stigma! Scotty DGAF and befriends her and she FINDS SOLACE"

Picnic )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, McCoy, warious cameos
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: Stupid
Kink Request: "THE FENCE-RATI FELLOW."  Yes, it's The Karate Kid with ST characters and fencing.  Also marks that special kink meme rite-of-passage: I filled my own prompt, COULD YOU TELL (this counts as het because Jocelyn's in it.)

TRAILAR )
fairhearing: (THE CUTE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)
2010-07-01 09:57 pm

"A Beautiful Day" (COLLABORATION!)

I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER ARCHIVED THIS. Everyone's already seen it but.

Title: A Beautiful Day
Authors: Poesy by [livejournal.com profile] fairhearing, art by [livejournal.com profile] littlewolfstar, canine canon by [livejournal.com profile] simmysim and [livejournal.com profile] onewayfreak
Characters/Pairings: CHEKOV plus Sulu (utterly pre-slash and so it will remain because they are/will be responsibly neutered), along with Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Uhura, and Scotty. In dog forme. Also Pike.
Rating: Painfully G
Warnings: DOGS
Summary: A tale of sadness, adventure, despair... and redemption. Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] st_respect Ship Wars Prompt 4, "In the Doghouse Again."



A Beautiful Day )

fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-05-09 02:49 am

"Fever Dream"

Title: Fever Dream
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, explicit sex, tense situations
Kink Request: "Sulu and Chekov trapped in a cave/abandoned building/whatever in the freezing cold with only one blanket to share." Sometimes, though, blanket scenarios aren't exactly what they seem.
Note: This one is entirely for [livejournal.com profile] rubynye, whose encouragement was sand in my underpants for the year I procrastinated on this.

Fever Dream )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-04-24 07:50 pm

"Communication" (INCOMPLETE)

Title: Communication
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Underage longings, masturbation, lazy unfinishedness
Kink request: "Chekov/Sulu, high school AU.  Sexting... and then they actually ~do it~."
Notes: OKAY. This was supposed to be the fill that popped my Sulu/Chekov AU cherry, if you'll pardon the extremely classy metaphor, but I was completely unable to progress to the serious angst --> actual sexting --> sneaking out the night before graduation --> non-penetrative sex in Sulu's car. Thankfully, God sent [livejournal.com profile] paytofay to us and she filled it properly in her nummy Text Me (NC-17). I am reposting my failfill here strictly for archival purposes.

Communication )

... THEN THEY HAD SEX.

THE END. -_-
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-03-31 01:36 am

"Nights of the Old Republic"

Title: Nights of the Old Republic (this title is not at all a pun)
Author: Fair Hairing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some suggestiveness
Summary: STAR WARS CROSSOVER!  The Jedi Knight Hika-Ru Sulu meets a rakish rogue who will end up changing his life, in a strangely purple-prosaic adventure.
Note: Short dumbness for the illustrious [livejournal.com profile] littlewolfstar, who drew this picture of hot hot Jedi Sulu and wistfully expressed a desire for fic ABOUT A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. OTL please forgive my snail-like pace. ;A;

Hika-Ru Sulu had been training as a Jedi since the age of four... )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-03-26 02:35 pm

"Souvenirs"

Title: Souvenirs
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: So very NC-17
Warnings: Language and like aggressively explicit sex
Kink request: "Some not evil but very pushy aliens force everybody who visits their planet to get their nipples pierced. Chekov is on the away mission when this happens..." but do these nipple piercings hold a mysterious secret???
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] hollycomb WHO DESERVES SO MUCH MORE, BUT. ;_;

Souvenirs )

P.S.) OMG NOW AMAZINGLY ILLUSTRATED BY [livejournal.com profile] natong WAAAUUUGH OMG OMG
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-02-22 11:54 pm

Chekov/Sulu Porny Roundup

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, voyeurism, exhibitionism, masturbation (whew)
Kink Request: "Sulu/Chekov with McCoy as the voyeur please!"

Exhibitionism and voyeurism! )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, Kirk
Rating: R for suggestiveness and PENIS TALK
Kink Request: "Chekov is blissfully unaware of what "normal-sized" is and thinks that Sulu's penis is HUGE!  Unfortunately we all know that he likes to boast.  Bonus points for Kirk being determined to find out exactly how large Sulu is."

Standard Measure )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, rimming
Summary: For the bonus round at [livejournal.com profile] st_respect; the prompt was "Welcome back; never leave again."

Never leave again )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-01-30 04:13 pm

"Solstice"

Title: Solstice
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Scotty.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Character death.
Summary: Chekov spends a month on the threshold between night and day.  Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] st_respect Ship Wars Prompt 2, "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone."

Solstice )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-01-29 09:26 pm

EPIC POEM + UNRELATED ILLUSTRATION

It's good to know that I still have enough shame that I'm not gonna post this crap anywhere. For the ~bonus round~ at [livejournal.com profile] st_respect; the prompt was "hangover."

lol I think I am prouder of the "art." )

Those are sharks in the water, btw. Alien sharks.  A-and alien water.
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2010-01-27 01:48 pm

STXI Kink Meme Ooshy-Squooshy Round-Up

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Everyone, Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for language
Kink Request: "I want people of the Enterprise all going to Sulu to lose their virginity. Chekov, Spock, Uhura, even Kirk if you can manage it. All getting their cherries popped by Sulu. There is not enough Sulu."

That's Me In the Corner )

Characters/Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive shenanigans
Kink Request: Four times Chekov showed his Russian Jewishness (wishing people a "good Shabbes" on Friday, saying "oy gevalt" when he drops things, etc.) and one time he didn't.
A/N: OMG I SAY "OY GEVALT" ALL THE FREAKIN TIME.

The Oy Way [-__-] )

Characters/Pairing: Kirk, Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG
Kink Request: "Chekov has an adorable bunny that he picked up on a planet they were visiting, but has to get rid of it due to starship rules."

Time to Say Good-Bye )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2009-12-28 08:30 am

"A Little Night Music"

Title: A Little Night Music
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu, McCoy.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex.
Kink request: "Chekov sleepwalks, but that isn't the only thing he does in his sleep..."

A Little Night Music )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2009-12-23 08:21 pm

"Reliant"

Title: Reliant
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu in various nu-verse and prime-verse combinations.
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexuality, May-December dalliance.
Kink request: "Chekov and Sulu Prime."  

Reliant )

p.s. awwww yeaaa
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2009-11-26 03:40 am

"Future Genetics"

Title: Future Genetics
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters/Pairings: Scotty, Chekov/Sulu, inexplicably-conceived progeny
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Dumb dumb dumbness in the name of adorability, unwittingly overheard sex.
Kink request: "WE HAVE NO FIC ABOUT SULU AND CHEKOV'S BABY." IMO this called for double trouble. Definitely inspired by [livejournal.com profile] littlewolfstar's thrashably adorable Chekov/Sulu kid-art.

Heppy Senksgeeving! )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
2009-11-21 09:21 pm

Another STXI Kink Meme Round-Up


Character/Pairing: Pike, Chekov
Rating: G
Request: A fic in which Pike and Chekov play chess. )


Character/Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG
Request: Sulu trying to make sense of a death that served no purpose and just happened. )


Character/Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Request: Chekov/Girl!Sulu! )