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Title: Double-Check
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex. Prostate massage. Toys. Fluff?
Kink request: "Um. Milking. Like really focusing on Sulu wanting to make Chekov come and drink it all up. (Extra really-nervous Chekov's first time doing anything that kinky would be so good.)"
Notes: BOY is this ever porn.


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I continue to work best in the "Differently-Abled" genre, it seems.

Title: Sounding Heartbeats, Intimidations
Author: Fair Hearing
Characters: Uhura, Kirk, Spock, and Scotty, plus Chekov and Sulu for absolutely no reason beyond my inability to leave them behind. (Sorry, Bones.)
Pairing: Mostly Team GQMF gen, implied Spock/Uhura
Rating: PG
Warnings: Gangster speak, transvestism.
Kink request: "Uhura in boy-drag." This somehow developed into an amalgamation of "A Piece of the Action" and Moonwalker.
Notes: Title from "Smooth Criminal," which is WECOMMENDED WATCHING for reasons that should quickly become clear.
OMG OMG NOW AMAZINGLY ILLUSTRATED BY: OMG MITSUHACHI OMG ;A;

Sounding Heartbeats, Intimidations )
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Title:
#boringshoreleave
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Uhura, McCoy/Kirk/Spock (please forgive me, various nun-teachers of my youth ;_;)
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sexuality.
Kink request: "So, it's shore leave time and Kirk, Chekov, Bones, Spock, Scotty, Uhura, and Sulu all go their respective ways to do whatever they do on leave. They randomly end up on a chat room one night. Hilarity ensues."
Notes: Oh dear, more chat fic. I SWEAR TO GOD, I never wrote crack before this hateful glorious fandom. I never even wrote humor. I never even had JOKES. I used to write stuff with lyricism and stylistic choices and crap like that. I-I'm sure I'll do so again someday.

#boringshoreleave )

"Busted"

Aug. 10th, 2009 05:39 pm
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
Title: Busted
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sex, adolescence.
Kink request: "5 times someone made Chekov jizz... in his pants, and one time Chekov made someone jizz in their pants." (lol, so crass yet to-the-point)


Busted )
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
UGH, I can't believe I MADE one of these, lol, how wretched. Well, anyway, below for information + download and whatnot.

In the Deep )

Please enjoy!
fairhearing: (the final frontier)
Title: Star Trek: Generations Gaps
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairings: Er, a lot. But most relevant to interests, the STXI Holy Trinity of Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, and Chekov/Sulu.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crossover with TNG, language, womanizing, continual crack.
Kink request: "AOS Enterprise gets caught in a time loop until the Enterprise-D finds them. A whole alternate timeline getting mashed into theirs 1. gives everyone a headache and 2. puts both crews in proximity while young and virile."
Notes: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, ANYWAY.


Star Trek: Generations Gaps )
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can't stop writing

Title: [Intercepted Transmission]
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Meta, overuse of html, explicitly quoted sex, strongly suggested one-handed typing.
Notes: From this prompt at the kink meme. I ttly intercepted this transmission by sheer chance, lucky me. Also, I'm not the author they quote -- I'd never write such terrible smut.  >_>


[Intercepted Transmission] )
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Title: Stupid Girl
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: ::clears throat:: Okay.  Um, while at its smushy nougat center, this story is all about Chekov/Sulu and Uhura/Spock (being as their loves are so pure), I cannot tell a lie: it's Chekov/Uhura/Sulu.  Decidedly.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, threeway, slash(!), het(!!).
Kink request: "Sulu/Uhura/Chekov.  Friends-with-benefits!"  Though I upped up the angst and the fluff so I can perhaps look myself in the mirror in the morning.


Stupid Girl )
fairhearing: (gavel)
Just collecting these into one place so they won't get lost into the ether someday.  PxE, of course, as Deus vult.

(I will never stop being amazed and honored that I was one of the founding fillers of THE Kink Meme. It's like touching God's toenail, or something.)

Rating: R
Kink: 'NaruMitsu, rape recovery. (Preferably, Naru being the abused party.)' )


Rating: NC-17
Kink: 'Phoenix/Miles breathplay with Miles topping.' )

***

... man, I miss these GQLFs now. god damn it.
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Title: Reddy for Duty
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: K/S
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo, really quite unfairly characterized Kirk, cracked-out crack-smoking crack.
Kink request: "Kirk decides to prove to Spock and his crew that the Redshirt Phenomenon is just a myth."  This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written in my life.


Reddy for Duty )
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Title: LISTEN ALL Y'ALL
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: None, besides the requisite Kirk/himself.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, violence.
Kink request: "In TOS, The Shatnerian Kirk cannot say 'Sabotage.' Instead, we get 'Sabataage.' I'd like to see Sulu getting fed up and flipping out after Kirk repeatedly says 'Sabataage' instead of "Sabotage.'" Give the people what they want, I always say.


LISTEN ALL Y'ALL )
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Title: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov, implied Spock/Uhura
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, gluttony, hijinks, abuse of descriptive dialogue tags
Kink request: "Chekov/Sulu. I don't care about the plot, just make the cutest thing ever. MAKE IT WITH CANDIES AND SUGAR." And -- and ice cream?


Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny )

"What?"

Jul. 4th, 2009 06:32 pm
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Title: What?
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexinesses, language
Kink request: "Five times Chekov/Sulu were lost in translation, one time they weren't." Except I made it FOUR times and one time because I am 3dgy.


What? )
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Title: Changed Equation
Author: Fair Hearing (wardofcourt at gmail.com)
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth, or Edgeworth/Phoenix
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Possible diabetes risk
Kink request: "I want Edgeworth high as a kite and over the moon at the prospect of seeing Phoenix."

Changed Equation )
fairhearing: (gavel)
Everyone else was doing it, so why can't I?

After wading into the fandom writing for the PW kink meme under blessed veil of anonymity, I finally decided to man up and start posting the worthwhile stuff under a name. So -- HI, EVERYBODY!

What I've got here today are two of your standard PxE mini-fics, both with a "kink" prompt. I put "kink" in quotes, because neither of them is really kinky at all, sadly, but I hope they'll be enjoyable nonetheless. Oh, and cross-posted like crazy, sorry.

Title: Untitled 1
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG-13
Kink request: "Phoenix and Edgeworth lying in bed naked, discussing life, the universe, and everything. Sex isn't necessary, touching would be better."

TALKING IS SEXY )

Title: Untitled 2
Author: Fair Hearing
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG
Kink request: "If at all possible, my request is something based of the Galatea legend. Any pairing will do, and any of the three myths will do. Just some recent reading of them makes me wish to see a PW spin on it as PW is always on the mind right now thanks to this meme :)"

Liberal arts education, go! )